We.... oops, I mean you.... don't have camps. Not the outdoorsy type. All pale and pasty and probably got beaten up in school by red blooded American boys, so now we... you... take out the frustrations on this great land of ours, trying to drag it down into heathenish, secular ways. God knows, next you'll be saying apes and humans have a common ancestor. How is our country supposed to survive such an assault on our values?








